Rev It Up! on Main will be open this weekend!...
and the weekend of graduation. These are my favorite family coffee and lunch place and their quiche and sandwiches are dank. My friends and I convinced them to be open for graduation weekend (May 12?) as well as Monument 10K weekend (this weekend!). Please support them by going to get some yummy noms after you run your ass up and down Monument. Because you deserve some quiche, you weird runner...
The anxiety is killing me
I LITERALLY ALWAYS MISS TMI TUESDAYS. EVERY DAMN...
it is officially 12:06 am on Wednesday.
It's my 7 month anniversary...
….and I forgot about it. Of course I did. The conscious mind is so misleading. I can’t seem to remember anything with out a list or a sharpie written note on my palm, and it always ends up biting me in the ass. Of course forgetting doesn’t mean it’s not important, it is. I just forgot. Knowing that Ava will read this is obviously the intention, but maybe she...
Overheard conversation at the vet ...
Pet Owner: Oh hey, I recognize you, you were at The Village last night! I work there.
Receptionist: Yeah, I was. I hope you didn't make my milkshake, because it was wrong. It was supposed to be Butter Pecan with Hazelnut and it was Peanut Butter...
Pet Owner: To be completely honest, everyone who works in the kitchen is from Mexico, so "Peanut Butter" and "Butter Pecan" might have been confusing.
Receptionist: Oh that explains why the burritos are so good!
Pet Owner: Yeah, also if we have tacos on the specials menu, get them because they make great tacos!
You’re the prettiest girl in the whole wide room. lifeintherivercity replied to your post: oh shit. I figured it out. You’re so beautiful, you could be a part time model. but you’d probably keep your normal job..mmm..part time model.
oh shit. I figured it out.
I have modeling today.
I feel like I’m constantly forgetting something. Or misplacing something. I’ll finish this class, go home, get in bed and smack my hand to my forehead because I forgot to…WHAT.
I wish I could fit all the grapes in my mouth at...
I need to bathe the pigs tonight.
vesslia: It’s going to be ten minutes of “WHYYY I HATE YOUUU WHEEEEEEEK” followed by hours of “I’M SO CLEAN AND YOU CLEANED THE CAGE TOO AND OH I FEEL SOFT AND MY BROTHER IS CLEAN AND WE ARE SO HAPPY WHEEEEEEKKKK” and then a battle to see who can make the new bedding smell the most like pig balls.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum’s waitress at Sonic falls on her skates and spills his food on the inside of his incredibly expensive car.
Things I'm concerned with today:
I have to pee, SO SO BAD. Teach for America resumes/jobs/cover letters the amount of caffeine in my system my teacher just said “there’s nothing wrong with pigs, pigs make great pets” in regards to Kosher laws what am I going to do with this scone I do not want to eat? so many errands to run. I HAVE TO PEEE
creepy. just kidding, I stalk the shit out of you too <3 polarbeardontcare replied to your post: I swear to god hahahahaha truuueeee I know sooo much about you! lolz
YUP! aint-misbehavin replied to your post: I swear to god r u the one stalking someone?
I swear to god
tumblr stalking gets uber creepy sometimes.
AEPhi Beta Theta Chapter's Tie-Dye to Save a Life!
Support EGPAF by buying a shirt from the AEPhi Beta Theta Chapter at Virginia Commonwealth University and tie-dying it on April 5 and 6th on the Harris Hall Lawn. Orders are due to AEPhi by March 26th! Shout-out to the Phi Sigma Chapter at Wayne State for grabbing an order form. Thanks for the support ladies! LML
When I can’t sleep the world keeps turning, spinning, if you will I can feel the motion in my toes, through my spine with the beating in my brain Dickinson’s funeral over and over The contradiction in all the spinning, is the stillness I can find the people, the person to hold me through it all keeping me safe from the dizzying confinement